Surprise, surprise.

Ok wait wait, lemme get this straight.

First, it’s Britney, bitch! Who wants you to gimme more sex, drugs and rock and roll food. Plus you got me crazy~ with her lil vagina wanting to get some media attention too. And the shaved head, and then the marrying of her dancer, and ouh gawd, the list goes on.

So what now? 16 year old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant?? Seriously what the fuck?

Look at her, that innocent-looking demure girl who we always see in Nickelodeon, now all grown-up, and getting hooked to a guy who gets her pregnant YET still coming home before her curfews. Awh, ain’t she adorable.

But then again, it’s either another stunt to get media attention, or, she’s not a girl, already. She’ll prolly be singing “Oops! I did it again, I fucked a white guy, got myself preggie, ooh baby, baby”. Our horny young girls (well theres that Vanessa Hudgens guys we remembered), brought to you fresh by, Nickelodeon; the channel for kids with raging hormones.

Random.

 Youth.sg’s pixelated torch postcard. Gives out real fire, enough to light up a cigarette.

And thanks to dearly beloved friends, I’m having patches of barren bald areas on my left hand. Thanks ascendos healthcare group for sponsoring us free trial wax strips. You know, its quite a bad choice to give them away to students? cuz we’ll end up chasing after one another, sticking wax strips on each others’ legs and hands, then quickly ripping them off, giving the victim an awful moment of intense pleasure.

Wax strips, never ever let your friends grab hold of that evil thing.

Crack Me Up.

Well,what the hell, just keep an open mind.

When things got chaotic.

Please tell me what’s exciting about animating. I would wana be the mass audience who will just watch the animation and then give tons of criticism suggesting how horrendous it is instead of painstakingly animating blocks of polygons. See, that’s the thing about movies and animations. Common people think it’s so easy cuz hey, it’s easy to just watch a movie. But behind those good movies, are creative people writing the script, directing the film, applying computer graphics to the clip, modeling a 3D character, and all the blah3.

I don’t know but in a way or another, I learnt to appreciate going to the cinemas catching movies instead of going across the causeway buying those pirated low quality movies. Catching a movie is such a common pastime for all Singaporeans. If we can’t think of a plan, the last resort would always be “Let’s catch a movie”. It’s often a leisure thing.

I still remember when I started learning video. Catching a movie wasn’t like before. All the terminologies, like ECU, MS, LS, MCU to determine the shots come to mind. And whether the panning, transition is smooth enough and correct kind of shots were used to emphasise on the character’s emotion. We’ll get amazed when we see something that left us wondering, “How did they do that?” and commenting on the shots while watching the movies, which left people around us looking at us. Hah.

I’m dying to catch a movie. Or even a theatrical drama. I’ve been neglecting the arty fartiness in me. Sianness took over.

Urgh. Life’s a bitch.

Happy Sunday to you.

Yah it’s been a long time not posting up a proper entry, and that’s cause I’m kept busy with loads of shizz. So this is always an alternative; youTube. One of the greatest creation that we’ve learn to live with.

Been exposing myself to genres other than the normal RnB, reggaeton, hip hop-ish kinda thing. Cuz like sometimes when I’m alone at home or locking myself in the room doing up my work, I will just turn on the speaker and blast off trance, electronic music. My friend intro-ed me The Knife. It’s this brother-sister electronic band. I think it’s awesome. It’s like depressing and scary, yet hypnotic and catchy, and still, you feel like slashing your wrist though it’s just awesome. Haha.

The Knife- Heartbeat

The Knife- Marble House.
It’s just as simple as a stop motion animation of a family of rat living a normal everyday life yet, it’s just.. So impactful.

Rippin Kittin.

So, a happy first anniversary to Uncle Sha’s Sha.tc.
I can’t wait for Makan Kaki’s bbq happening this Saturday.
Sorry eyeshack, bitchy entries have to wait until I’m throwing a bitch fit. Nak pen down this type of post requires full research. Wahaha. N speedy recovery to you!
Eddy, are you goin for the bbq?
Nassy.. mac next week 2am? haha..
And Faddy, studyyy! Wahahah.

We Hearts You, Facebook.

Dang! Aren’t we all addicted to Facebook? Okay maybe not everyone but, yeah, I have to say it’s way better than Friendster in so many ways. And I shan’t write an essay on “Why Facebook pwns Friendster, anytime. Facebook FTW“ cause I’m sure there are tons of other people in the blogosphere who have written about it. My lecturer called me a loser for being in Facebook, and she then kept quiet after I’ve secured a well-known brand to sponsor us, through Facebook. Ahh, the wonders of Facebook.

And so, without further ado, let’s welcome the choir to sing us a little song about, Facebook. Courtesy of a blog reader Dona, who shared this video on Facebook. Hehe, thanks Dona!

Happy Diwali.

Need. this.
Happy Birthday Cindy aka Dave! See you later.

Come on everybody. It’s time to partay!.

Unleash the Diva in You.

A cuppa coffee with a bunch of friends one night led to the topic of bitch fits and divavaviour alike. Of bitches and diva wannabes. These are getting more and more common and visible in the bitch-eat-bitch world of today.

So have you ever felt sick and tired of being a plain ole’ boring you? Ever felt like being a somebody but don’t know where or how to start? Fret not. Here’s a list of steps and guidelines in getting you started to be that awesomely fantabulous diva one would hate to death.

But before that, here’s some requirements you should have acquire before moving on to being a true blue diva.

• Able to snap your fingers at any given point of time, producing a “flick” sound.
• Able to move your head from side to side.
• Possess the stare or part thereof.
• All parts of your body are in good working condition.

Now if you possess them, continue reading. Otherwise, like why the heck are you still reading this? Na-ah. Go get yourself a pillow to cry on.

Booyah!

Cools. Just got back from Oak3. Not only is my lecturer attached there, another of my coursemate’s there interning for the semester.

Went there to get the printed brochures that I’ve done and also to settle some admin stuff. Haha. I can’t help but to be grinning ear to ear upon seeing them. From the tonnes of pictures that I had to source out myself, to the amount of patience I had with my freaken laggy-according-to-mood laptop, it all ends well. Ooh, they just look so cute inside my portfolio. Laughs out loud.

Went back soon after chatting with Jen the cutesy lecturer of mine that got attached there. Haha, it was hilarious, the topics we were talking about. We talked there, we end there. Muahaha.

And so I was feeling Japan-esque and had this craving for soooosheeeeee ever since the last day of fasting. Haha. Can’t wait for another day, thus I had to get them.

Yeah yeah, and it seems like everyone else’s on a dime to spend some money on good food, so I just bought some takeaways. Plus! Fried salmon skinssssss! Haha. Yummmmayyyy..

The Dreaded.

Need I say more.

Don’t we still remember Army Daze? The classic bestest comedy ever produced I guess, in 1996.