Surprise, surprise.

Ok wait wait, lemme get this straight.

First, it’s Britney, bitch! Who wants you to gimme more sex, drugs and rock and roll food. Plus you got me crazy~ with her lil vagina wanting to get some media attention too. And the shaved head, and then the marrying of her dancer, and ouh gawd, the list goes on.

So what now? 16 year old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant?? Seriously what the fuck?

Look at her, that innocent-looking demure girl who we always see in Nickelodeon, now all grown-up, and getting hooked to a guy who gets her pregnant YET still coming home before her curfews. Awh, ain’t she adorable.

But then again, it’s either another stunt to get media attention, or, she’s not a girl, already. She’ll prolly be singing “Oops! I did it again, I fucked a white guy, got myself preggie, ooh baby, baby”. Our horny young girls (well theres that Vanessa Hudgens guys we remembered), brought to you fresh by, Nickelodeon; the channel for kids with raging hormones.

Ooh. Deja Vu.

I think I remember a year back, when Hady was crowned Singapore Idol, and this entry actually got the most hit. And then fast forward to a year later, when Hady is reigned the first Asian Idol, it got alot of hits, yet again.

And the funny thing is, they think that I am Hady, when my header shouts out loud, “Hi, my name is Hak!”.  So as you can see, normally my visitorship is rather, low. Yesterday it steeped up drastically. It was a deja vu.

And an Asian Idol is Born.

So our very own home-grown Singapore idol, is the first Asian Idol.

It came as a shock to everyone I guess, knowing that the names the judges kept calling out is Mike from Indonesia, Mau from Philippines and Jac from M’sia. However, they kinda forget the fact that, eventually, it’s not the judges comments that counts, but the millions of voters SMS-ing. And looking at this, it’s for sure that Singapore have a high chance of winning. It’s the kind of stategy, survivor-style.

And as I have forecasted last night, there’s sure to be an uproar across all media in the six countries. Just read the tonnes of comments written in this entry. And the point in this kinda active volcano entries; always just read the comments, have a laugh at their English whatsoever that you find amusing, BUT never ever get involved in it. Cuz once you made comments in them, you’re sucked in to this whole whirlpool of sharp hurting comments spewing all across.

Well anyways, 3 cheers for our own Asian Idol. Woots woots.
Picture courtesy of Channelnewsasia.com

Singapore 2010

Know nuts about Singapore 2010? Okay, I thought I’m the one who’s not been in the know of things like this. The SEA Games going on right now, wooh, and now it seems everyone’s talking about Singapore’s standing in the games.

Well anyways, about Singapore 2010.

Singapore is one of the candidate city for the inaugural Youth Olympic Games. We’re already shortlisted as the top 5 countries who will be vying for the chance to host the first Youth Olympic Games in 2010 and guess what, the recent update shows that we are second behind Moscow. Just SECOND. And this means that we have a high chance of hosting YOG 2010.

Won’t we feel proud about having Youth Olympic right here in Singapore, in 2010? Support the bid.

The Inner Ah Lian In You. Really.

ur zket k no nd to tk bk liao nahx.. k gv mi liao nahx.. hw ur fone tin le??? everitin setle le mahx worx???
haiz..i m al rite..dun wry..lols..nth wil hapen to mi de..haas..i no hw to tin..wun b so tupig=)
erm,c wen i fre den met u kkz..mb tis few dae bahx..goin dw to his place..lols..i c hw,mes u nohx..kkz.
ya nahx..so jialat nahx..nw den u no ya..haha..no choice liao nahx..tk out oso smeli le nohx..i hlp u wash nahx..treat mi drk wata k liao..

Fuck. It takes me wayyy long time to try reading that paragraph out, and make sense out of it. I tell you, these people, they are much much more intelligent than us normal English speaking homosapiens. How the heck can they think of spelling out that kind of short forms?? Twits never fail to amuse me. Fuck yea. IeuU luRbE miEe bAhXx? -xoxo-. Can’t-knee-nah. What the hell were they thinking?

Damnit sia. I think I’ve written some similar entries about this. But then again, I just can’t help but to write about it again. You know what I find amazing? The way they can write that way, yet understanding them.

• ZKET? Z-ket? zeekat? kitkat? the cat? ouh, JACKET.
• BK? book? burger king? ouh, it’s BACK.
• TUPIG? 2 pigs? toothpick? Tupac? ouh, STUPID.
• DRK WATA?? what, the movie Dark Water?? Ouh, DRINK WATER.

Goodness gracious. What’s wrong with typing out the full spelling of the word? Or at least make it short form to an extent that it’s still understandable. Can’t you like make the effort of putting another extra “E” in “fre” just so it’s pronounced as “FREE”?

Gawd, don’t get me started on macam maner orang kat seberang tambak tulis ah.. (note, that’s in Malay, duh.). Well, it got me started. So for the Melayus, you will understand. For the rest, goodbye for now.

Oklah, ini bukan yg negeri jiran la, tapi jauh siket ah.. kat atas atas siket, bangsa dier punyer teloh (accent) tu pekat siket. Lepas tu diorang nyer short form, fooh. Wakenabeb. Gua pon sampai pening kapala la sial nak pahamkan.

depa kata orang tuh bagui.. tu pasai depa dok tanya kat kami.
lapaq. jom mkn megi. td x smpt lunch.
dan “uols” ialah “you alls”.

Diorang punyer tak bukan “tak” tau.. tapi “x”… Fooh, handal…

Orang orang skarang eh… nak perkataan, fancy shmancy jer…

Gone are the Days…

Of course, it’s cliche to say that everyone changes. And along the way, we meet new friends, we dropped the old ones off. I felt kind of disappointed when I recently bumped onto an old friend of mine. I mean like, we used to talk alot, even go out in a lil group of ours, and that was just a mere few years back. Okay so I did not see him the moment I stepped into the fast food restaurant, cuz apparently my stomach’s growling more than I could bother looking at people around me. While waiting for my food, I then looked around, ya know, just looking around for eyecandies.. Haha.. Until I saw him. Initially I was resisting cuz he kinda looked different, well different from the last time I met him. And I don’t dare calling out his name cuz I risk being embarrassed if he’s the wrong person.

And so I called him on the mobile, and noone picked up. I thought he was the wrong person, then he dug up something from his bag, look at his mobile, and look up. Well prolly he’ve seen me when I entered the restaurant. Of cuz he would have seen me, cuz the place was quite empty. At least making eye contact instead of shouting out my name would attract less attention. But I can somehow feel that he’s trying his very best to avoid having any eye contact with me. And when I approached him, gawd I thought we can talk longer, but I kinda feel that he exudes this aura of “I dont feel comfortable talking to u right now, I’m fidgeting, and not talking much, and waiting for this conversation to stop”.

So I kinda get that body language of his, and I went on with my friend to grab our bite. It was an awkward moment.

And a few nights’ back, I was having a jog with Clar, around the neighbourhood. We were jogging, and from far, I see this silhouette of two humans walking towards us. It was in the park, and most of the lights were off by then. And as we got nearer, I can see that it’s him again. I wanted to call out his name, but, we just walked past each other. And that’s when Clar turned to me and ask if that’s him. Come on, see, if both of us can recognise who just walked past us, I’m sure he saw us.

I don’t really know the reason behind it. It’s either I’m being too paranoid. Or something, along the way, happened. Or he wasn’t being comfortable. But never mind. It’s no big a deal.

Well people always change yeah. I long for the four of us to meet up again soon. It’s that simple walk around town, or a dinner together. But it seem now that we’re attached to either our loved ones or work commitments, that we kinda shut our life off with others.

Woots woots! Yeeehaw.

Ooooohhhh.. I hearts Ripplevox many many!

Remember the MaxMobile portable modem that I used to mention?

And now from the same people at Ripplevox, I’ll soooon be trying out Samsung’s YP-T10 mp3 player!!

For a poor fella like me, I don’t/ never have a trusted iPod to accompany me on my lonely train rides. I rely on my all in one multimedia mobile phone to snap photos, listen to music, text, and call people.

Sooooo, yeeeeehawww. Well okay, I know it’s just for trial usage, but still.. heeheeeeee..

What? Still doesn’t convince you to join Ripplevox?

Whuteva.

Fuck. He be goin’ crazy.

Obviously, it is a freaken domino effect in which if the front-end delayed to an extent that it took an extremely long time for them to pass the baton on to the next one, it will fuckenly affect the last guy in line. The last guy in line who have to clean up the pieces of crap, and rush his job just cuz the end product needs to be done no later than that particular date or risk more things.

It took more than a month for people to write. and what the heck, just a few days for people to beautify the aesthetic aspect of it? Come on guys, be considerate. But what the hell, it’s too late to say fuck, we be cleaning up your craps, thanks fuckalot. And what the hell, it doesn’t reap any fascinating attractive rewards, so why is this guy giving a fuckin damn about the whole thing. Cuz apparently, this guy together with his team, needs to fucking rush up to get it out on the specified date.

It will always happen. Just like my internship times. Reliving those moments, yes fucking way.

The Midnight Oil.

Oh god oh god. You know sometimes you’re doing some stuff and you just can’t stop doing it unless it’s done? Yah, guess what. The time is 12.53am. I’m in Singapore Polytechnic, in front of the laptop, laying out the fashion spread. It’s freaking midnight and I’m stillin school!! omg omg? Not that I’m complainin’ but once I’m stuck into doing something, it’s just damn freaken hard to stop?

It’s like some sort of drugs that keep me going on and on. Urgh. And as much as I loveeee to show you the fantabulously cute spread I did up so far, I’ve to keep you guys in suspense, till 12th December. Hah. All I can show you guys is pretty much a blurred up version of the lead-in page. Muahahaha. Oops!

Argh. Okae, I should just continue tomorrow. Haha. But dang! Now the problem is getting out of school without torchlight plus all lights in the school is off. What have I got myself into now. *faints* Workaholic me.

Fancy Schmancy

Me off to an awesome bbq cookout like no other! The email written got me salivating already. Picture this, dozens of oysters on a bed of ice, salmon bbq-ed to perfection, squids, prawns and seafood galore, chicken in all styles. A 3 tier chocolate fountain. And it doesn’t end there. Like OMG. Freaking yummay.

And all you can do is drool while I have a fantabulous bbq cookout with the Makan Kaki bloggers. Meanwhile, just a news flash.

A suspicious article has been found loitering around Raffles City for no apparent reason. If seen, DO NOT approach her. For she bites.

Ciao ciao.