Surprise, surprise.

Ok wait wait, lemme get this straight.

First, it’s Britney, bitch! Who wants you to gimme more sex, drugs and rock and roll food. Plus you got me crazy~ with her lil vagina wanting to get some media attention too. And the shaved head, and then the marrying of her dancer, and ouh gawd, the list goes on.

So what now? 16 year old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant?? Seriously what the fuck?

Look at her, that innocent-looking demure girl who we always see in Nickelodeon, now all grown-up, and getting hooked to a guy who gets her pregnant YET still coming home before her curfews. Awh, ain’t she adorable.

But then again, it’s either another stunt to get media attention, or, she’s not a girl, already. She’ll prolly be singing “Oops! I did it again, I fucked a white guy, got myself preggie, ooh baby, baby”. Our horny young girls (well theres that Vanessa Hudgens guys we remembered), brought to you fresh by, Nickelodeon; the channel for kids with raging hormones.

The Inner Ah Lian In You. Really.

ur zket k no nd to tk bk liao nahx.. k gv mi liao nahx.. hw ur fone tin le??? everitin setle le mahx worx???
haiz..i m al rite..dun wry..lols..nth wil hapen to mi de..haas..i no hw to tin..wun b so tupig=)
erm,c wen i fre den met u kkz..mb tis few dae bahx..goin dw to his place..lols..i c hw,mes u nohx..kkz.
ya nahx..so jialat nahx..nw den u no ya..haha..no choice liao nahx..tk out oso smeli le nohx..i hlp u wash nahx..treat mi drk wata k liao..

Fuck. It takes me wayyy long time to try reading that paragraph out, and make sense out of it. I tell you, these people, they are much much more intelligent than us normal English speaking homosapiens. How the heck can they think of spelling out that kind of short forms?? Twits never fail to amuse me. Fuck yea. IeuU luRbE miEe bAhXx? -xoxo-. Can’t-knee-nah. What the hell were they thinking?

Damnit sia. I think I’ve written some similar entries about this. But then again, I just can’t help but to write about it again. You know what I find amazing? The way they can write that way, yet understanding them.

• ZKET? Z-ket? zeekat? kitkat? the cat? ouh, JACKET.
• BK? book? burger king? ouh, it’s BACK.
• TUPIG? 2 pigs? toothpick? Tupac? ouh, STUPID.
• DRK WATA?? what, the movie Dark Water?? Ouh, DRINK WATER.

Goodness gracious. What’s wrong with typing out the full spelling of the word? Or at least make it short form to an extent that it’s still understandable. Can’t you like make the effort of putting another extra “E” in “fre” just so it’s pronounced as “FREE”?

Gawd, don’t get me started on macam maner orang kat seberang tambak tulis ah.. (note, that’s in Malay, duh.). Well, it got me started. So for the Melayus, you will understand. For the rest, goodbye for now.

Oklah, ini bukan yg negeri jiran la, tapi jauh siket ah.. kat atas atas siket, bangsa dier punyer teloh (accent) tu pekat siket. Lepas tu diorang nyer short form, fooh. Wakenabeb. Gua pon sampai pening kapala la sial nak pahamkan.

depa kata orang tuh bagui.. tu pasai depa dok tanya kat kami.
lapaq. jom mkn megi. td x smpt lunch.
dan “uols” ialah “you alls”.

Diorang punyer tak bukan “tak” tau.. tapi “x”… Fooh, handal…

Orang orang skarang eh… nak perkataan, fancy shmancy jer…

Crack Me Up.

Well,what the hell, just keep an open mind.

The Midnight Oil.

Oh god oh god. You know sometimes you’re doing some stuff and you just can’t stop doing it unless it’s done? Yah, guess what. The time is 12.53am. I’m in Singapore Polytechnic, in front of the laptop, laying out the fashion spread. It’s freaking midnight and I’m stillin school!! omg omg? Not that I’m complainin’ but once I’m stuck into doing something, it’s just damn freaken hard to stop?

It’s like some sort of drugs that keep me going on and on. Urgh. And as much as I loveeee to show you the fantabulously cute spread I did up so far, I’ve to keep you guys in suspense, till 12th December. Hah. All I can show you guys is pretty much a blurred up version of the lead-in page. Muahahaha. Oops!

Argh. Okae, I should just continue tomorrow. Haha. But dang! Now the problem is getting out of school without torchlight plus all lights in the school is off. What have I got myself into now. *faints* Workaholic me.

When things got chaotic.

Please tell me what’s exciting about animating. I would wana be the mass audience who will just watch the animation and then give tons of criticism suggesting how horrendous it is instead of painstakingly animating blocks of polygons. See, that’s the thing about movies and animations. Common people think it’s so easy cuz hey, it’s easy to just watch a movie. But behind those good movies, are creative people writing the script, directing the film, applying computer graphics to the clip, modeling a 3D character, and all the blah3.

I don’t know but in a way or another, I learnt to appreciate going to the cinemas catching movies instead of going across the causeway buying those pirated low quality movies. Catching a movie is such a common pastime for all Singaporeans. If we can’t think of a plan, the last resort would always be “Let’s catch a movie”. It’s often a leisure thing.

I still remember when I started learning video. Catching a movie wasn’t like before. All the terminologies, like ECU, MS, LS, MCU to determine the shots come to mind. And whether the panning, transition is smooth enough and correct kind of shots were used to emphasise on the character’s emotion. We’ll get amazed when we see something that left us wondering, “How did they do that?” and commenting on the shots while watching the movies, which left people around us looking at us. Hah.

I’m dying to catch a movie. Or even a theatrical drama. I’ve been neglecting the arty fartiness in me. Sianness took over.

Urgh. Life’s a bitch.

Unleash the Diva in You.

A cuppa coffee with a bunch of friends one night led to the topic of bitch fits and divavaviour alike. Of bitches and diva wannabes. These are getting more and more common and visible in the bitch-eat-bitch world of today.

So have you ever felt sick and tired of being a plain ole’ boring you? Ever felt like being a somebody but don’t know where or how to start? Fret not. Here’s a list of steps and guidelines in getting you started to be that awesomely fantabulous diva one would hate to death.

But before that, here’s some requirements you should have acquire before moving on to being a true blue diva.

• Able to snap your fingers at any given point of time, producing a “flick” sound.
• Able to move your head from side to side.
• Possess the stare or part thereof.
• All parts of your body are in good working condition.

Now if you possess them, continue reading. Otherwise, like why the heck are you still reading this? Na-ah. Go get yourself a pillow to cry on.

News Just Keep Getting Better.

“… As expected, she parrots the tired conservative rhetoric about the dangers of homosexual sex and culture, painting it as dirty and harmful. She tried to appeal to the emotional side of her audience, first by lucid details of anal sex which she amounts to ‘poking a straw up your nose,’ and then by mentioning all the negative name–calling… “

Poking a straw up your nose?? Politicians nowsadays.

The Dreaded.

Need I say more.

Don’t we still remember Army Daze? The classic bestest comedy ever produced I guess, in 1996.